hiddles-batched:

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

#philosophy of the fanfic writers

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

princedoki:

other girls:

• normal functioning human organs
• normal digestive system

me:

• genital-less
• strange body proportions
• non functioning organs
• no digestive system
• eats humans
• several meters tall
• im a titan

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

beelzebub-36:

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

Fave post.

colorinmysensescherryred:

Burn everything you love then burn the

ashes.